ZOMG

OK, so don't flip out or anything. Sit down, hold onto something, and prep for the news. Last night, at some point during sleep, the weather CHANGED. I mean, did something different. It RAINED. Apparently, or a v large street sweeper wet everything. All was back to normal by the time greater LA awoke, and chaos was averted. Who knows what these people might do under slick conditions.